eBay item no. 190230010034
Starting bid: $199.95
"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
attributed to Julius Henry (Groucho) Marx
Really, I thought someone might pick this one up for $200.